New Fda Alcohol Warnings For Booze Bottles Funny Jokes

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New FDA Alcohol Warnings for Booze Bottles

1. Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
2. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a loser.
3. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again.
4. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
5. Consumption of alcohol may convince you that your ex is really dying to hear from you at 4 am.
6. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember).
7. Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
8. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you're tougher than a really big guy named Kong.
9. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
10. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
11. Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small... or large gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
12. Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.