Nerdz
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops
for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the
door saying ''Nerds Not Allowed -- Enter At Your Own Risk!'' He
goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him.
''You smell kind of nerdy. What do you do for a living?''
''I drive a truck, and the smell is just from the computers I'm
hauling.''
''Okay, truck drivers are not nerds,'' he says and serves him a
beer. As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape
around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens
and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender,
without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away.
The truck driver is totally shocked.
''Why did you do that?''
''Not to worry, the nerds are overpopulating Silicon Valley and are
in season now. You don't even need a license.'' The truck driver
finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the
freeway. Suddenly, he veers to avoid an accident, and the load
shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over
the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming,
grabbing up the computers.They are all engineers, accountants, and
programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can't
let them steal his whole load. So, remembering what happened in the
bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several
of them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and
jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop.
''What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season," says the truck
driver.
''Well, sure,'' says the patrolman. ''But you can't bait 'em.''