Mermaid Sex
This guy went into a bar and ordered a beer. He happened to look
down the bar and see a man sitting there with a head the size of a
cue ball. So he walked down and said to the man, “Excuse me
sir, I don't mean to be rude but I noticed you have a small head.
Is this a birth defect?” The man said “No, I got this in
the war. My ship was torpedoed by the German's in WWII. I was the
only survivor on the ship so I swam to shore. One day a mermaid
swam up to me and said she would grant me three wishes. For my
first wish I wanted to return to the U.S. The mermaid granted that
wish. My second wish was to have all the money I would ever need.
Wish granted. My third wish was to have sex with the mermaid. She
said, ‘I can't grant that wish because mermaids can't have
sex.’”
So I said, “How about a little head?”
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