Hooligan Hijinx
A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and
yells "Give me a Budweiser, or...!" Scared, the bartender serves
the man his Budweiser. This happens everyday for a week straight,
and the bartender turns into a nervous wreck. He asks his wife for
advice, and she tells him he should stand up for himself. Easier
said than done, he thinks, but he decides to try it. The next day,
the hooligan returns.
"Give me a Budweiser, or...!"
"O-o-o-o-r-r-r w-what?" stammers the bartender.
"A small Coke."