Insulting Parrot
A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ''Hey,
lady! You're really ugly!" The lady was furious and continued
on her way.
On the way home, she passed by the petstore again and the parrot
once more said "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" She was
incrediblyticked now, so she went into the store and said that she
would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager
apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot
didn't say it again.
The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the
parrot. "Hey, lady!" it said.
"Yes?"
"You know."